Funny Charcuterie Board | Laser Engraved Acacia Slate Cheese Board

Both! My charcuterie and cutting boards are fully functional serving and cutting boards — you can absolutely load them up with cheese, meats, crackers, fruit, and everything else a great board deserves. They're also beautiful enough to display in the kitchen when they're not in use, which is why so many of my customers keep theirs out on the counter year-round.

The laser engraving is food-safe, and the materials are designed for real kitchen use. That said, for the boards with slate inlays, I recommend using the wood sections for cutting to keep your knives happy.

Yes — laser engraving is completely permanent. The laser works by removing material from the surface of the wood or slate, burning the design directly into the board. It doesn't use ink, paint, or any applied coating that can peel or fade. With normal care and washing, your engraving will look just as crisp years from now as it does on the day it arrives. In fact, many people find that the engraving looks even more beautiful as the board develops a natural patina from use.

My charcuterie boards come in a few different materials depending on the style you choose. Most are crafted from solid acacia wood — a beautiful, durable hardwood with rich grain patterns and natural color variation that makes every board truly unique. Several styles feature a combination of acacia wood and slate stone, which provides a gorgeous two-toned look and a smooth surface for serving. Boards that include slate have natural variation in color and texture — that's the nature of real stone, and it's part of what makes each one one-of-a-kind. All of this is noted in the individual product descriptions so you know exactly what you're ordering.

It depends on the design, but most boards can be personalized with a family name, last name, established date, monogram, address, or custom text. A few designs — like the Recipe Engraved Cutting Board — let you submit your own recipe text to be engraved. Each product listing will tell you exactly what to enter and where. If you're unsure about anything or want to confirm your personalization before I engrave, just contact me — I'm always happy to answer questions before you order.

For acacia wood boards, hand washing is strongly recommended — do not put them in the dishwasher, as prolonged exposure to water and heat can warp or crack the wood over time. Wash with warm, soapy water and dry immediately.

To keep the wood looking its best, condition it periodically with food-safe mineral oil or a wood conditioner (a little goes a long way). For boards that include a slate panel, the same hand-wash rule applies. Avoid soaking or submerging any part of the board. Treated with regular care, these boards will last for decades.

Every board is made to order in my studio in Mooresville, NC, so please allow production time in addition to shipping time. I recommend ordering as early as possible — especially for weddings, housewarmings with a specific date, and holiday gifts, which are my most popular board occasions.

If you have a deadline or need your order by a specific date, please contact me before placing your order so I can confirm I can meet it. I'd rather you reach out early than be stressed about timing later!