13"x9" rectangle solid acacia wood with slate insert cutting or cheese board. It is custom laser engraved with the funny definition of the word charcuterie. Written like a dictionary definition, it reads, "a fancy French word for cheese, crackers, and shit."

Charcuterie Definition | Acacia/Slate Rectangle Cheese Board

Regular price$ 39.99

What in the world is a CHARCUTERIE board?

Well, this custom engraved cheese board explains it all with a funny "definition" of the word. You know, that fancy French word for cheese, crackers, and shit.

Laser engraved to make the perfect gift that will last forever.

This custom engraved solid wood/slate cheese board can be customized to suit. ("Stuff" can be replaced for "shit" if you want to keep it clean!) 

It makes a wonderful wedding or housewarming gift! It is also a beautiful, useful piece to add to your own kitchen, and use to host your favorite guests. 

    - 13"x 9" Acacia Wood/Slate

    - Food Safe

    - Design is laser engraved so it's permanently etched into the board to make the perfect gift that will last forever.

    Please note: Slate stone is a natural product. Variations in color, texture, plus noticeable cracks and flaws are to be expected as that is the nature of the product. 

    Engraving differences may occur due to the nature of the stone.

    Shipping times depend on the product ordered. (This is the time it takes to handmake the item and ship it, NOT a delivery date.)

    Gift collections have a 1-2 week turnaround time;

    Clothing has 1 week turnaround time;

    SVG files are an instant download.

    Please contact me before placing an order if you need it for a specific date that is sooner than the estimated shipping date.

    I am able to accommodate rush orders depending on how busy the shop is at that time.

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