Funny Charcuterie Board | Laser Engraved Acacia Slate Cheese Board
Let's be honest — nobody actually knows how to pronounce it. But everyone knows what it means: cheese, crackers, and the good stuff. This laser-engraved acacia wood and slate charcuterie board puts it all in writing with a funny dictionary-style definition that will have your guests cracking up before they even reach for the brie.
The design is laser engraved directly onto the natural slate surface, making it a permanent, one-of-a-kind piece that gets better with every use.
Want to keep it clean? I can swap "shit" for "stuff" — just select your definition wording by checking the appropriate box before adding it to your cart and I'll make it work for any crowd.
Board Details:
- 13" x 9" acacia wood frame with natural slate surface
- Food safe
- Laser engraved directly into the slate — permanent, won't wash off
- Each board is unique — natural variations in slate color, texture, and grain are part of the beauty
Please note: Slate is a natural product. Variations in color, texture, and surface character — including visible cracks and subtle flaws — are completely normal and expected. Engraving depth and appearance may also vary slightly from board to board due to the nature of the stone.
Perfect for: Housewarmings, weddings, bridal showers, hostess gifts, birthdays, or treating yourself to something beautiful (and a little sassy) for your own kitchen.
👉 Hand wash only. Do not soak or place in the dishwasher.
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- 13"x 9" Acacia Wood/Slate
- Food Safe
- Design is laser engraved so it's permanently etched into the board to make the perfect gift that will last forever.
Please note: Slate stone is a natural product. Variations in color, texture, plus noticeable cracks and flaws are to be expected as that is the nature of the product.
Engraving differences may occur due to the nature of the stone.
Ready to Ship & Made to Order
Many items in my shop are ready to be made and ship within 1–2 business days — and some in-stock items can even go out next day!
Personalized and made-to-order items typically ship within 1–2 weeks, depending on the product. Items fulfilled through my print partner may take a few extra days, but I always work to get your order on its way as quickly as possible.
Need it by a specific date? Send me a message before ordering and I'll let you know what's possible!
I am often able to accommodate rush orders depending on how busy the shop is at that time.
Sending a gift directly to someone special? No problem!
- Just enter their name and address in the shipping details at checkout, and I'll ship it straight to them.
- Want to add a personal touch? Include a gift message in the order notes, and I'll tuck a handwritten-style note right into the package.
Shipping times are estimated from the date of shipment and do not include carrier transit time.
